In the same vein as the MST3K Haiku Thread and Explain a MST3K episode plot badly, this one’s pretty simple: Summarize a riffed movie in five words or fewer.
It Conquered the World
Yeah … it totally didn’t.
In the same vein as the MST3K Haiku Thread and Explain a MST3K episode plot badly, this one’s pretty simple: Summarize a riffed movie in five words or fewer.
It Conquered the World
Yeah … it totally didn’t.
Doctor Mordrid
Doctor Strange on pocket change.
Killer Shrews
Shrews! Drink. Build escape tanks.
Manos
The dad is so stupid.
Giant Leeches
Just guys in trash bags.
The Starfighters
Insomnia cure: detasseling and refueling.
Monster a Go-Go
More like “Monster No Show.”
Revenge of the Creature
Greasy Agar rictus, short shorts.
Secret Agent Super-Dragon
Damn I’m Smug. Mmm hmmm…
Lost Continent
Rock climbing.
Land That Time Forgot
Doug McClure eats dinosaur meat
Colossus and the Headhunters
My Cheesesteak pretends he’s Hercules.
Monster A-Go-Go
Entire movie that doesn’t happen.
Beyond Atlantis
It’s mothercrabbers vs. manperms. Daaaaahhhhhh!
The Castle of Fu Manchu
Racist, boring, and really bad.
Red Zone Cuba
Holy crap, this guy’s crazy!
Alternatively,
Poopy suit aerial refuelling propaganda
The Horror of Party Beach
What the fark is that?!
Beginning of the End
Bugs crawl around on postcards.
Time of the Apes
Catherine gasps, Johnny doesn’t care.
Cry Wilderness
Animals dealt with later. Bigfoot.
Danger!! Death Ray
Heavy spy intrigue, light jazz.
The Beast of Hollow Mountain
Cattle rustling, and eventually, dinosaur.