Five Word Summaries

In the same vein as the MST3K Haiku Thread and Explain a MST3K episode plot badly, this one’s pretty simple: Summarize a riffed movie in five words or fewer.

It Conquered the World
Yeah … it totally didn’t.

9 Likes

Doctor Mordrid

Doctor Strange on pocket change.

11 Likes

Killer Shrews
Shrews! Drink. Build escape tanks.

7 Likes

Manos
The dad is so stupid.

Giant Leeches
Just guys in trash bags.

9 Likes

The Starfighters
Insomnia cure: detasseling and refueling.

7 Likes

Monster a Go-Go
More like “Monster No Show.”

9 Likes

Revenge of the Creature

Greasy Agar rictus, short shorts.

7 Likes

Secret Agent Super-Dragon

Damn I’m Smug. Mmm hmmm…

8 Likes

Lost Continent

Rock climbing.

6 Likes

Land That Time Forgot
Doug McClure eats dinosaur meat

7 Likes

Colossus and the Headhunters

My Cheesesteak pretends he’s Hercules.

5 Likes

Monster A-Go-Go

Entire movie that doesn’t happen.

8 Likes

Beyond Atlantis
It’s mothercrabbers vs. manperms. Daaaaahhhhhh!

6 Likes

The Castle of Fu Manchu
Racist, boring, and really bad.

Red Zone Cuba
Holy crap, this guy’s crazy!

6 Likes

Alternatively,

Poopy suit aerial refuelling propaganda

6 Likes

The Horror of Party Beach
What the fark is that?!

Beginning of the End
Bugs crawl around on postcards.

6 Likes

Time of the Apes
Catherine gasps, Johnny doesn’t care.

8 Likes

Cry Wilderness
Animals dealt with later. Bigfoot.

6 Likes

Danger!! Death Ray

Heavy spy intrigue, light jazz.

8 Likes

The Beast of Hollow Mountain
Cattle rustling, and eventually, dinosaur.

8 Likes