Five Word Summaries

Girls Town
Va va va voom, baby!
Or
Ha, seriously, who’s the baddie?

The Beatniks
I killed that fat barkeep!

8 Likes

A Case of Spring Fever
Three golfers suppress murderous urges.

7 Likes

Robot Rumpus

Lazy Gumby inadvertently endangers everyone.

7 Likes

Puma Man

Fish and Chips, Onions, Pleather

8 Likes

The Thing That Couldn’t Die

Dowsing for heads goes awry.

7 Likes

Pod People
Trumpy can do magic things.

any Gamera movie
Gamera is full of meat.

Robot Wars
Nuclear waste can be fun.

Moon Zero-Two
It’s a western. IN SPACE!

11 Likes

Terror from the Year 5000

Glittery time traveler smacks scientists.

8 Likes

Any Wizards Of The Lost Kingdom

Narnia On $5 Per Day

9 Likes

Robot Wars

Ray Harryhausen is not proud.

10 Likes

I Accuse My Parents

Essay contest leads to murder.

11 Likes

You inspired my Manos summary:

Dad gets his family enslaved.

9 Likes

Hamlet

German Shakespeare? Probably bad idea.

11 Likes

The Violent Years

Commies. Made. 'Em. Do. It.

The Starfighters

Airmen. Love. Airplanes. Love. Airplanes.

The Beast of Hollow Mountain

Cowboys. Versus. Dinosaur.

Mac & Me

Pretty. Nice.

Manos: The Hands of Fate

Manos. The. Hands. Of. Fate.

6 Likes

The Creeping Terror

Costume made from carpet remnants.

10 Likes

The Incredible Melting Man

Man melts. It is incredible.

9 Likes

The Amazing Colossal Man

Glenn was 50 feet tall!

10 Likes

King Dinosaur
The Amazing Colossal Man
Earth vs the Spider
War of the Colossal Beast
The Giant Gila Monster
The Magic Sword
°
The Beginning of the End
Village of the Giants

B.I.G. likes BIG things.

°Yes, even this one

7 Likes

Parts The Clonus Horror

The Island without Michael Bay.

11 Likes

Prince of Space

We like it very much!

11 Likes

Time Chasers
Time travelling airplane tragically misused

Time Travelers
University… nuclear wasteland androids… ponies!

9 Likes