Five Word Summaries

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
Dropo, laziest man on Mars.

4 Likes

Fire Maidens

Secretary: discredit and a toy.

5 Likes

Demon Squad

Rocking’ Rollin’ Mobile Friday Night

Yes, I have been listening to my Jimmy Buffet collection while wrenching on my dad’s car today, why do you ask?

9 Likes

Manos: The Hands of Fate
Manos - The Mads actually apologized!

Mac and Me
Commercial for MacDonald’s - also Coke.

Skydivers
Petey the Plane steals show.

9 Likes

Racket Girls
Peaches gets kind of clingy.

5 Likes

Radar Men From the Moon:

Nipple, Nipple, Tweak, Tweak, Fly!

8 Likes

The Christmas Dragon:

Six years and thirty feet.

4 Likes

The Bubble

Where’s Bigfoot in this exhibit?

2 Likes

Mac and Me

Insert Paul Rudd joke here.

5 Likes

H.G. Wells’ The Shape of Things to Come

Jack Palance does Battlestar Galactica.

3 Likes

The Batwoman

Same Bat Time and Channel?

3 Likes

Beyond Atlantis:
How ya like dem pearls?

6 Likes

Cavalcade:

Towers. Telescopes. Cars. Lead. Ostriches.

4 Likes

Carnival Magic
A chimp talks; nobody’s impressed.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Hooray for Santy [sic] Claus!

Catalina Caper
Little Richard? In this movie?!

A Case of Spring Fever
No springs! Heh-heh-heh!

7 Likes

Another one for Track of The Moon Beast:
Chicken, corn, green peppers, etc.

4 Likes

The Girl In Lovers Lane

To live like the Elam!

5 Likes

Pumaman:
Fly like nobody is watching.

Hobgoblins:
Club Scum: Poor mans cabaret…

6 Likes

Munchie: The reason Burt divorced Loni.

4 Likes

The Shape of Things to Come
Jack Palance in a cape!

5 Likes

The Mask
Masks make men mean mothercrabbers.

5 Likes