For fans of Beez

So, here’s my idea. Let’s try to make Beez the Chuck Norris or stig ( for top gear fans) of the mst universe and make up ‘facts’ about her.

I’ll get the ball rolling with

Beez was able to build a life size version of the SOL using only 3 bricks of Lego.

Beez made the mst moon from one strand of spaghetti.

Beez is able to fly a la Mary Poppins with just a cocktail umbrella.

I’m sure people can come up with better than that, but it’s a start :grin:

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Beez once appeared at DragonCon doing a fully authentic cosplay of Kekko Kamen (Should you do a Google image search of that term, be sure it’s done on a non-shared device where you can be certain no one will be shoulder surfing. Let’s just say the character comes from a Go Nagai manga).

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Beez was once considered to be one of the Mads but her overpowering creativity put to evil uses was deemed to be too unstoppable, so she was steered into bot fashion design in order to save the world.

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What? No references to guest characters she played?

Beez used to babysit omnipotent cosmic beings.

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I went on a Ferris wheel once with Beez. Faulty crossbars caused the whole thing to start to collapse. She prevented the collapse with just a single needle and a piece of human hair.

Part of this story is actually true. I’ll let you figure out which part.

:heart:Beez

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And then… Beez climed back down safely?

Okay the part I just said was a bit bland.

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Beez built a sampo that produces robot costumes, props and hot dish.

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If you look up “sewing machine” on Wikipedia it redirects you to the page on Beez.

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That which does not kill Beez makes her stronger. And angry.

Additionally, that which does kill Beez also makes her stronger and cannot slay her a second time.

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Clapping Reaction GIF by MOODMAN

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Beez drank a Red Bull once, and she gave it wings!

(re: her recent appearance on the livestream with said beverage)

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Yes! That’s brilliant haha😂

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Beez solved the mystery of Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Beez put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

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All those rich men who launched themselves in to space? They needed hundreds of people and millions of dollars of technology. Beez did it all by herself, using only an empty cream corn can and a slingshot.

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Haha

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The movie featured on episode 905, The Deadly Bees was originally meant to be The Deadly Beez. However, none of the writers could do Beez justice and so they dropped the idea in favor of the plot that would eventually be featured on MST3K.

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Beez doesn’t make bot costumes. Bot costumes come to her and ASK HER to be made.

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Beez once made a sweater for Tom Servo in under 3 minutes using only Mike’s back hair!

…Bill Brasky!

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She was named the deadly Beez in the credits which is true and awesome :grin:just like Beez, true and awesome…

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