“Gamera, [cough] Old Friend. I… tried to rob the cradle. But now here I am… with [cough] one foot in the grave!!”
Gamera vs.
…
this brown little pest by the name of…
I can’t believe I’m saying this.
…
MUNCHIE.
What if… the New, Enriched Stuff™ factions were dueling for the soul of Gamera, and not that of Bill Dudley?!
Welcome to our Gamera thread!
He’s the mascot for our bread!
Spread some jam on GA-mer-aaaa!!
Versus a 90 foot tall Dolomite!
The new Gamera expansion pack!
Not to be that guy…
but that’s a Jolteon…
In all Seriousness I’d love to see Monsterverse Gamera…
but only if they have a Cameo with someone from MST3k…
Gamera punches Gaos in the face, Joel is in the crowd screaming “THAT’S what you’re made of!”
Or maybe as ‘Crazy Kenny’ an insane doom cultist/ crazy hobo who worships Gamera?
That’s Jonah’s role, with Baron and Hampton as his followers.
And yes, they all wear little shorts.
Gamera vs. The Patriarchy
Gamera was non-binary all along! I have several buddies who’d love to be able to breathe fire on people who insist that they can’t work as a singular pronoun.
It’s not Gamera, but still a good excuse to share this.
The short is fan-made, but the official Godzilla social media accounts shared it so I choose to believe it’s canon now.
Gamera versus Abbott and Costello
A military experiment gone horribly wrong has turned America’s favorite country bumpkin Marine recruit into a 50 foot tall killing machine (who can still sing a lovely version of “The Impossible Dream”) in
Gamera vs. Gomer! Ahhhhhh!
Gamera vs Gamora
Why is Gamera?
Although mentioning that song I’m picturing Gamera vs. Don Quixote. Or even vs. Don Coyote. Either way they think Gamera is a sentient windmill in a twist.
Gamera vs. Maturin, Guardian of the Beam
Gamera vs. the People of Zigra, seeking damages for the loss of the planet’s sole provider.