Root beer kegger sounds like a BLAST.
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ROOT BEER KEGGER!
Drunk-ass Magic Voice is amazing.
I’ll bring ice cream!
How does Magic Voice get drunk when she’s not coporeal?
Always play MST Drinking Games with root beer.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The root beer float, done right, is a thing of absolute beauty.
And I inspired @Chris_Combs on this* so am the one who actually deserves the credit.
*I also had nothing to do with this, but I love stealing stolen credit.
“Here’s some swaaaaaaag”
This is one of those science facts we were specifically asked NOT to talk about.
Pure unadulterated force of will.
It’s a lifesaver for the “CABOT!” drinking game.
Piñata full of turtle meat
Weren’t there drunk ghosts in Poltergeist? Might be canon…
That SOL is more like a party bus than a party machine, tbf.
“The Satellite of Love is not a party machine!”
THE GAME DONE CHANGED
“The Satellite of Love is not a party machine” - At least 3 generations of nerds beg to differ, Forrester!
The mother blazed up , so it might not be a stretch.
As a Stooge-a-holic, that invention is CLUTCH.
Spirits tossing back spirits.