General All-Purpose Star Wars Thread

Yeah, it really annoys me that it’s a vast galaxy and the whole saga is a Dickensian nightmare in terms of character relationships.

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We hope. With luck no aspiring author will write a story with the now-grown kid learning that he’s the long-lost great-great-great-great-grand nephew of Padme Amidala.

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Not sure if these have been posted yet, if so, I apologize:

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I was waiting for the kid to sprout mouse ears, but I have garlic in my soul.

Seems to me that there’s a ton of fun storytelling avenues available without involving the freaking force.

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I think hiring James Earl Jones was probably the right choice…

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“Something hit us!”

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Took me a minute.

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