All right, so… Blood Waters Of Dr. Z… Pearl gives and then withdraws her love, which canonically consists of:
1 staple remover
1 pawnshop receipt for a 10-gauge shotgun
1 bottle of Fleischmann’s Lemon-Flavored Gin
12 hotpads
1 Alternator
Though it’s now lost to time (due to the demise of Club MST3k) I’m shamelessly revamping one of my fave contributions there. In honor of the month, please… Gimme’ your love stuff!! For example, mine would be:
1 Swivel Knife (by Griffold™ - mandatory tool for the collage-ist on the go)
1 Kitty Bookmark (fr. the legendary Twice Sold Tales bookstore in Seattle)
1 Bar of Ritter Sport Whole Hazelnut Chocolate (either dark or milk)
12 1960s Impulse Jazz LPs
1 set of sparkly blue-and-silver handle fringe from my 1970s Schwinn™
(lettin’ the pride of Newark, N.J. march us ALL outta’ this thread!)
Eight broken 5B 2mm pencil leads. Sixteen unbroken.
One not empty can of Lotus “Highly Refined” Butane.
Some epsom salts. No bath salts.
Tire and wheel, good condition, will fit vintage 2000 Toyota sedans.
Decades-old Nicotrol Inhaler cartridges, unopened.
Dozens of black A-shirts, some unsoiled and unblemished.
About fifty or so unused platinum double-edged razor blades.
Bag of diatomaceous earth, opened.
Some expired CV-19 tests.
New toilet seat, still in box.
Empty whiskey and whisky bottles. Imported.
1 can of Dust Off
1 eyeglasses case, soft
1 150mm caliper
1 CR2032 battery, unopened, at least half its lifecycle left
1 .3 mm mechanical pencil with 5 leads inside broken into 50 pieces
1 tin of Quality Street, minus the green ones
1 copy Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy with the text practically read off of the pages
The love I have to-hand consists of:
A plethora of stolen Post-it pads
An Opinel No.07 pocket knife
A box of Doctor Who DVDs (1978-96 plus assorted earlier titles)
A Collins Gem English Dictionary from 1993
A can of Citadel Grey Seer contrast undercoat.
A Suzuki Swift maintenance manual
The 2021 Royal Mail Special Stamps calendar.
And a broken Twin Peaks mug full of pens that I’ve left to dry out because this biro I stole from a job four workplaces ago hasn’t run out yet.