Post [tm] Roasts are alas an unsatisfying experience. Too much filler and not enough dead cow.
I wish it had occurred to me to have an MST3K-themed username instead of my usual online screenname.
If I had, I would have gone with one of these. They’re available.
nightmarefueledworld
imavirgin
gunshavenoeffect
Also still available—shockingly:
SplootConnors
FishLippedGuy
gun shaven o’effect?
No no no, “gunsha venoef fect.” It’s Senegalese for “The hovercraft is full of eels.”
You should contribute to the stockpile. Just to be safe.
That’s the secret passphrase of the Delta Knights. The correct response is, “It’s a cold day for pontooning.”
Gotta submit @ICanDoStupidThings for consideration because I saw a notif from them on a comment I made in the “Make a Movie End Faster” thread but I read too quickly so I thought their name was “I Can Do Stupid Things…Faster”
Sadly, that was not me. My brother who is generally a hermit and a fan of such esoterica as the tarot posed for that album cover. Bastard still owes me on copyright infringement. Sigh
Edit: Not gonna lie, totally had to look that one up. Deep respect. The source mind you, not the song. LOL
Sorry to hear about your copyright pirate brother. We all have relations that play fast-and-loose with intellectual property rights. Sadly, your quest to find an honest man continues…
Great find!
@Greengreatlabcoat is a fine and upstanding citizen, but I’m constantly misreading his name as “GreatTarlCabot.” Really glad I’m finally going to the optometrist in early June.
There is NOTHING Great about Tarl… what was that last name again? They don’t say it NEARLY enough in that movie…
I thought maybe it was meant to be a mild expletive. As in, “What? Another flat tire?! Great Tarl Cabot! I just replaced a tire last week!!”
That would indeed be a superb expletive which I may or may not begin using immediately… Also, thank you for the lovely compliment! Mr. Potroast is indeed a lucky man for you are also a scholar and a Gentlelady!
Congrats on your well-deserved nomination, Tarl!
I’m nominating new forum poster and creator of the Top 25 poll for from Great Username Appreciation:
Welcome, @YourWeaponsDontWork !