Well, I guess I’m no longer Regular status. I thought I had three months to sit back and gloat about being quite a big deal around here, but I guess not. I was expecting to lose the status eventually because of forums growth versus time crunch; and because it’s impossible to keep such a status in an honest way in a super active forum unless you’re honestly interested in literally everything. So, it was a foregone conclusion.
But it was going to be a glorious three months, I tell you. Oh the plans I had for lots of new wiki posts. And, I’ll never know the joys of being able to reply more than 3 times in a row on my own topics. Goodbye “more powerful spam flags”. Fare thee well ability to “recategorize and rename topics”. How will I cope with this empty nest? 
Where’s my Metamucil?