Shine. Ask for Alice.
When she’s ten feet tall, but don’t
go chasing rabbits.
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Bring a Hand Grenade
The Counting of the number
Shall be three, not five
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Shall be three, not five
Dangit Mister Arthur King!
Figure out numbers!
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The boy cleaned stables.
Seems to be a common theme
So did Hercules!
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So did Hercules
Kill a lion and his wife?
He’s complicated.
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Always in the news.
There ain’t no sanity clause.
Crazy brings the rubes.
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The gods must be too
Busy for us mere mortals.
Wasted sacrifice.
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Wasted sacrifice.
Not the Final Sacrifice
Rowsdower save us!
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Rowsdower save us,
The campaign’s almost over!
And save all the world.
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And save all the world.
He shot a guy in the butt,
Oh yeah, oh baby!
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Oh yeah, oh baby!
The tingle in my dingle
Tells me it’s working!
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Tinkerbell Cocaine
Is ruining our schools, you know.
They’re such a loud band.
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They’re such a loud band.
They were all born in Iran.
A new Death Metal.
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A new death metal.
A shiny, pointy big knife.
I’ll call it a “sword”!
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I’ll call it a “Sword”
But Crocodile Dundee
Says this is a knife
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