Haiku chain game

On the Bat Phone now –
“The Animated Series.”
Bruce Wayne binge watches.

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Bruce Wayne binge watches
In-universe hero shows:
Twelve hours, Squirrel Girl

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Twelve hours, Squirrel Girl
That’s all the time you have to
Rescue Tippy-Toe!

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Rescue Tippy-Toe!
Save them, but at the same time
Be vewwy quiet.

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Be vewwy qwiet.
I’m hunting fwozen turkeys.
Huhhuhhuhhuhhuh.

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Huhhuhhuhhuhhuh
Imagine brain-dead Beavis
And Butt-Head on weed

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And Butthead? On weed
Whacking duty this morning.
Man, I hate that noise.

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Man, I hate that noise.
Felix and his allergies
SMA! SMA! All night long!

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SMA! SMA! All night long!
A lyric that Lionel
Richie chose against

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Richie chose against
“Middle Class” for a last name.
So predictable.

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So predictable.
Carnac the Magnificent
Answers, “Sis boom bah.”

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Answers, “sis boom bah”:
The high school after high school -
Cheating required

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Cheating required
That algebra is the worst
You won’t pass the test!

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You won’t pass the test
If you don’t watch the sammich.
Avoid baby oil.

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Avoid baby oil
It’s very hard to produce
Without squeezing babies

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Without squeezing babies
Mr. Whipple has bulked up
To crush the Charmin

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To crush the Charmin,
I ram it with a forklift.
Little resistance.

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Little resistance.
Mice plan tiny covert ops
In midnight meetings.

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In midnight meetings
The Brain plots while Pinkie plotz
“Narf!” is word du jour

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“Narf!” is word du jour
Same thing we do every night.
We’ve got movie sign!

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