Haiku chain game

Love you, 3000!
MST3K, that is
It’s why we are here.

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It’s why we are here
Well, that and the free samples
of barbecue sauce

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Of barbecue sauce
That isn’t just bold, it is
EXTRA BOLD! Maybe

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EXTRA BOLD (maybe)
Cowboy Mike’s Original
Non-bold grilling sauce.

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Non-bold grilling sauce.
Flavorless and bland, but good
For tender tummies.

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For tender tummies,
May we suggest SPACOM? It’s
A meat substitute!

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A meat substitute!
No, don’t really do that thing.
Please, just eat the meat!

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Please, just eat the meat!
Because if you don’t eat meat
You can’t have pudding

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You can’t have pudding
If you don’t eat your SPACOM!
Boy, does it catch fish!

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Boy, does it catch fish!
Where they swim, below the dam.
Good old TNT!
:firecracker:

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“Good”? Old TNT?!
Have you lost your something mind?!
MUCH more volatile!

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MUCH more volatile,
Nitrogen triiodide
Is too unstable

Seriously!

Nitrogen triiodide - Wikipedia

It’s so unstable that the only thing it’s really good for is demonstrating just how unstable it is. I got to mix up a small batch for the annual science club show in high school and can personally attest to this.

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Is “too unstable”
Going to cause problems with
My Tindr profile?

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My Tindr profile
Shows a famous silhouette.
Meet the right people

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Meet the right people.
Become a luchador and
Show them the real you!

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Show them the real you
And win charges: “Indecent
Exposure” is fun?

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Exposure is fun
When finding your audience.
Not the trenchcoat kind.

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Not the trenchcoat kind
Tom Sellick solves his crimes in
Cool Hawaiian Shirts

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Cool Hawaiian Shirts
Are fine, but how’d you like a
Nice Hawaiian Punch?

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Nice Hawaiian Punch?
A tasty tropical treat?
Not here in Fargo!

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