Haiku chain game

Newspaper weight loss.
All The News That’s Fit To Eat.
Comics for dessert.

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Comics for dessert?
Chocolate lasagna will
Suit Garfield just fine

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Suit Garfield? Just fine?
And who wants to be a cat?
Oh that’s right. Furries.

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Oh… that’s… right! Furries!
…well, I’ve got nothing to say.
Carry on, MacDuff.

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Carry on, MacDuff?
Of course! Checking luggage is
Expensive these days

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Expensive these days
I’ll buy me some nights instead
Low rate after dark

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Low rate after dark.
Pay Per View is discounted.
No Room Service though.

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No Room Service, though
The mini-bar is well stocked
And inexpensive

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And inexpensive.
Hathaway and De Niro.
The Intern Snack Rate.

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The intern snack rate
God, they’re eating way too much
Office is a mess

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Office is a mess.
It turns out, hiring goats was
A bad idea.

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A bad idea.
Morphing comedy to shock.
Bodily fluids.

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Bodily fluids
Aren’t something an A.I. can
Autocreate… yet…

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Autocreate? Yet?
Demon Seed? Julie Christie?
Robert Vaughn. “RIGHT NOW!!!”

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Robert Vaughn.“RIGHT NOW!!!”
Said Napoleon Solo
No, his name ain’t “Han”

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No, his name ain’t “Han”.
Though it might be Ross Webster.
Possibly Chalmers.

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Possibly Chalmers
He’s the super nintendo
And he yells “SKINNNNEEEERRRRR!!!”

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And he yells “SKINNNNEEEERRRRR!!!”
The surgical nurse just sighs,
“It’s called a scalpel.”

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It’s called a scalpel.
Hannibal Lecter approves.
It disembowels.

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It disembowels.
Note: good reembowelers are
Very hard to find.

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