Haiku chain game

Don’t Fear The Reaper.
But the Sower? They are a
Right terrible foe

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Right terrible foe?
Eeny meeny miny moe!!
I smell the blood of…

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I smell the blood of…
Huh? Where is that coming from?
Oh, it must be me

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Oh, It must be me.
I never heard of Jack and
The Beanstalk before.

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The Beanstalk before
Jack got to it: just minding
its own bus-i-ness

yes for this purpose ‘business’ has three syllables

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Its own bus-I-ness
being the crucial work of
growing beans and such

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Growing beans and such
Agricultural staples
ALL HAIL TRUCK FARMER

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ALL HAIL TRUCK FARMER
I have some nice thirteen-inch
Stones kept well frozen.

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Stones kept well frozen.
Jor-El likes a cold climate.
Home or the Arctic.

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Home or the Arctic?
I can’t tell! Did you turn the
Thermostat down low?

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Thermostat down low.
Kryptonian apartments
Are like meat lockers.

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“Arrr! Like meat lockers,”
Said the cannibal pirate,
“To keep Davy Jones!”

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To keep Davy Jones?
The lead singer of The Monkees?
Where’s the rest of them?

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Where’s the rest of them?
Mickey’s on the timpani,
Peter’s on the drums

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Peter’s on the drums.
So he can’t come home right now
Beth, what can he do?

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Beth. What can he do?
He’s William Hurt. The actor.
You were married once.

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You were married once.
Bitter recriminations.
There was no more boing.

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There was no more boing
In BoingBoing.net after
Doctorow left it

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Doctorow left it
All out there on the dance floor
He can really dance

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He can really dance.
Even in polyester.
White and Travolta.

Note: White Polyester and Travolta.

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