Haiku chain game

Actor Ian Holm?
Actually he’s the same.
The dude is gifted.

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The dude is gifted.
Gifted is an adjective.
It is not a verb.

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It is not a Verb,
Noun, Clause, or Preposition.
I hate these word crimes.

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I hate these world crimes.
But I don’t want your drama.
Get it together.

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Get IT together?
Mac and Windows war, is this
The year of Linux?

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The Year of Lennix?
2003? Reloaded
Or Revolutions?

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Or revolutions
I heard there are nine of them
A birdie told me

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A birdie told me
My golf game is pretty good
No bogies for me!

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No bogies for me.
Maverick attracts a ton.
Inverted dives.

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Inverted dives.
Road House with a patio?
You kick Swayze out!

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You kick Swayze out!
No, YOU kick Swayze out! I
Don’t believe in Ghosts.

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Don’t believe in Ghosts,
Red Dawn, or his Next of Kin.
Uncommon Valor?

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Uncommon Valor?
Work the returns department
Day after Christmas

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Day after Christmas.
No one is that nice Santa.
Eggnog Hangover.

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Eggnog Hangover?
I’ll add that to my list of
Fictitious band names

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Fictitious band names?
Satellite of Love, Relax,
And Torgo’s Pizza.

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And Torgo’s Pizza
Was later repackaged as
It’s Almost Pizza™

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It’s Almost Pizza™
From the people who brought you
The Golden Corral

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The Golden Corral
Has a lot of new slogans.
All are disturbing.

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All are disturbing
A few are entertaining
But most are just bad

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