My trimaran, man,
Makes for a mothercrabbing
Lousy fishing boat
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Lousy fishing boat!
Haven’t caught a single fish.
Must be the boat’s fault.
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Must be the boat’s fault
What a boat? Sorry, I don’t
Speak Canadian
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Speak Canadian
in just five easy lessons!
How much would you pay?
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How much would you pay
To decide who lives and dies
It’s a gift for Crow
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It’s a gift for Crow!
But it’s… uh… starting to ooze.
Return to sender.
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Return to sender
I ordered no coffin, and
I’m not Tom Servo.
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I’m not Tom Servo
Silently I observe all
Uatu’s my pal!
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Uatu’s my pal
We watch bots watching movies
In the Gizmoplex
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In the Gizmoplex
You can sail the seven seas!
In the Gizmoplex!
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In the Gizmoplex,
I get to push the button!
All bow down to me!
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All bow down to me!
I’m the god! Oh wait, my bad.
Manos is the god.
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Manos is the god.
Torgo took care of the place.
He was, um, handy.
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He was, um, handy.
“Would women find him handsome?”
Crassly asked Red Green.
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Crassly asked Red Green,
“How much duct tape do we need
to repair that crack?”
(sorry for jumping back in line so quickly. I couldn’t resist writing a Red Green joke)
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To repair that crack,
Old-Timer Billy Slater
Makes the kids do it.
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Makes the kids do it:
Alien telepathy.
Wish I could use it.
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Wish I could use it
The MIDI cord that I received
I don’t have keyboards
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I don’t have keyboards
On Siri and Alexa
Solely I depend
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Solely I depend
On the kindness of strangers.
It’s not going well.
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