Maury Povich (syllable?)
Got bulk discount on chairs sent
Flying through the air
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Flying through the air
as a human cannonball?
It’s not quite first class.
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It’s not quite first class
But you can lie down during
Takeoffs and landings
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Takeoffs and landings
are the hard parts, anyone
can fly the darn thing.
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Can fly the darn thing?
Up and around the Big Top?
A Magic Feather?
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A Magic Feather?
I ain’t cleaning up after
This elephant fly!
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This elephant fly?
Jeff Goldblum in a new role?
Peanuts won’t survive.
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Peanuts won’t survive
Psychological warfare
From Lucy Van Pelt
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From Lucy Van Pelt,
Five good reasons to heed her:
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
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One Two… Three Four… FIVE.
Freddy’s Coming? Lock Your Door?
Grab the Crucifix?
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Grab the crucifix,
Holy water, and Bible.
Exorcism time!
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Exorcism time!
Jumping jacks, push-ups, sit-ups…
… I think I goofed up.
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“… I think I goofed up,”
Richard Simmons, exorcist
Sweatin’ to the Damned!
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Sweatin’ to the Damned.
Leslie Nielsen, Leslie Niel-
Sen, Leslie Nielsen?
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Sen. Leslie Nielsen
Once doctor on a doomed flight
Don’t call him Shirley
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Don’t call him Shirley.
Not even Temple or Black.
Good Ship Lollipop?
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Good Ship Lollipop?
“No earthly way of knowing,”
Sang Willy Wonka
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Sang Willy Wonka
Once, “Come with me and you’ll be!!!”
There’s nothing to it.
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There’s nothing to it
That movie Red Zone Cuba
Coleman Francis, why?
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Coleman Francis? Why?
Depressing flicks. No budget.
Tor Johnson on loan.
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