Haiku chain game

No other option.
The bosses don’t like this guy -
Shoot him into space.

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Shoot him into space?
It’s not shoot him in the face?
I feel so stupid!

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I feel so stupid!
I believed it was butter.
It was not butter.

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It was not butter
It has just solidified.
Want a piece of milk?

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Want a piece of milk
With your silverfish en croute?
We’re all out of booze…

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We’re all out of booze.
Time to phone the Booze Council!
B-O-O-Z-E

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B-O-O-Z-E
Come along and sing the song
Join our jamboree!

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Join our jamboree!
…What do you mean, “Don’t wanna”?
Are you just jelly?

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Are you just jelly?
I can tell you’re not jam cause
Jam don’t shake like that

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Jam don’t shake like that
'til placed in paint can mixers.
Home Depot hates me.

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Home Depot hates me.
Menards put me on “The List”.
So, Ace is the place!

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So, Ace is the place!
Couldn’t shop like Madden with
No advertising!

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No advertising‽
But how will I ever sell
My specialty breads??

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My specialty breads
Are free range and never fed
To one another.

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To one another.
And then another two, too.
No, not the short skirt.

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No, not the short skirt
or the long jacket, either.
You cannot have Cake!

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You cannot have Cake!
For it is a lie, you know,
Despite GlaDOS’ words

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Despite GlaDOS’ words,
She is no better than HAL.
I’m so sorry, Dave.

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I’m so sorry, Dave.
Autorecovery has failed.
Restore from backup?

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Restore from backup?
We’ve encountered a problem
Abort, Retry, Fail?

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