Haiku chain game

Abort, Retry, Fail?
Does anyone really know
What the error is?

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What the error is?
The Guru Meditation
Error is nineteen

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Error is nineteen,
Dreams of becoming FUBAR.
Nearly a grownup.

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Nearly a grownup?
You can accuse your parents
And be stuck with them.

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And be stuck with them!
Try new ACME brand glue traps,
Now in extra sticky.

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Now in: extra sticky
pancakes and maple syrup!
Don’t forget butter.

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Don’t forget butter
It’s better than oleo
After it’s deep-fried

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After it’s deep fried,
My hand takes on a warped and
Terrifying form.

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Terrifying form
Aspic’s savory jiggle
Let’s eat something else

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Let’s eat something else
Gamera is full of meat
Makes a splendid roast

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Makes a splendid roast –
Johnny Carson, Don Rickles
and drunk Dean Martin.

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And drunk Dean Martin
Tipsy on apple juice and
Pie-eyed on power[1]


  1. “Dean? Oh, Dean!” ↩︎

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Pie-eyed on power?
Pull your finger out of the
Socket, idiot!

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Socket, Idiot!
I mean, Igor… Plug it in!
My monster must live!

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My monster must live
Next door. Sorry to bug you,
Dr. Frankenstein.

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"Dr. Frankenstein,
"A girl has filed a complaint
“Claiming you ‘made’ her.”

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Claiming you made her,
You’re the one pulling the strings.
She’s just a puppet.

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She’s just a puppet
Wait hold on, no, thta’s not right
She’s just a muppet.

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She’s just a muppet,
But Janice is kind of hot.
What, is that just me?

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What, is that just me?
Yes — what else would a human
Duplicator make?

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