Haiku chain game

Duplicator make?
and duplicator model?
I need specifics.

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I need specifics!
Who, what, where, when, why, and how!
Journalists’ nightmare!

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Journalists’ nightmare:
Unreliable sources
Burying the lede.

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Burying the lede
We all know that crap is king
It’s dirty laundry

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It’s dirty laundry
I coulda’ been an actor
But I wound up here

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But I wound up here
Listening to Billy Joel
Playing piano

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Playing piano
You should hear Morrissey play
The queen is dead, boys

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The queen is dead, boys
Wait, we had a Queen? Well, I
did not vote for her.

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“Did not vote for her,
I,” Yoda said. Why vote for
Queen, not senator?

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Queen, not Senator?
Correct! Freddie Mercury
Never played pro ball.

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Never played pro ball
Catcher Lawrence Crash Davis
Sontag books are crap

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“Sontag books are crap!”

“Uh… you’re in line at Wendy’s.
You gonna order?”

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You gonna order?
Getta your tootsie-frootsie!
Only one dollar.

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Only one dollar?
I got-a no change, I’ll have
To give you more books.

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You reminded me that this actually exists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zzndGoM3U

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@rodneylives - I stumbled upon that myself (playing the game) and it became my inspiration. :blush:

To give you more books,
BOOK IT! points must be cashed in.
Get your free pizza!

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Get your free pizza!
Will it be delivered by
Torgo or Munchie?

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Torgo or Munchie?
Mitchell or Miller? TOO TOUGH!
It’s impossible!

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It’s impossible!
Search your feelings. You know it
To be true, my son.

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To be true, my son,
Just repeat it much louder.
Shouting equals facts.

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