Hey everybody. I have an apology to make.

I didn’t mean to turn you on.

I’m sorry.

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You should really just relax. I’ve never been turned on by anything in my whole life.

Except spuds. I’m addicted to those.

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Now you’re turning me on!

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Why is that whole sketch more memorable than anything Robert Palmer actually did?

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Wait, that was you?

Dang man.

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Squid is ready for marriage with the entire board.

I hope there’s good medical and dental insurance involved. :thinking:

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There’s lots of BOING here.

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And hours of refueling.

Wait, everybody stay. I’ll cook breakfast. [over!]

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Oh man, I went home with this forum last night? I must’ve had the beer goggles on big time…

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Finally I can stop turning my crank.

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AND HE DIDN’T STEAL NO BIKE, NEITHER :sob:

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What- no- jeez- now you- oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t meant to turn you on.

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Well you did. And now I’m turned on. Damn it.

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That’s it. I’m going to deliberately turn you all on. How do ya like that?! Huh?!?

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You couldn’t turn me on if you had a dozen naked Gerardo’s and Fabio in tight leather pants…

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I for one am on board with all of this on-turning. I’m experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly, I love it!

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Ohhh… to have someone look at you the same way Troy looks at Rowsdower…

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That sounds terrifying, really.

I would absolutely watch Zap & Troy: The Legendary Journeys though.

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Turned me on? I didn’t even realize I had turned off!!

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I can’t turn myself off now.

Help.

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