Hey everybody. I have an apology to make.

Well, you DID!

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I didn’t mean to! I DIDN’T MEAN TO!

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Involuntary on-turning still has consequences, young man!

The high court may well sentence you to TORCHA!

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To be clear, it didn’t happen in the Bronx, right?

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Don’t worry, I think I may have found the antidote to on-turning!
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“Sorry about my face!”

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Why’s there a crushed koosh ball pasted over his right eye, though? :confounded:

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Hey ladies! Did you accidentally turn your man on? Just start squeaking like Kathy Ireland in Alien From L.A.! Mr. wyswysia asked me to please stop. :ok_hand:

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A spelunking trip cures that.

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I’ll forgive you if you tell me how many times a woman you are

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I’m no California Lady, so :woman_shrugging:t3:

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Are you a Rhode Island lady?

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That’s what you think, big boy?

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You can see why the fans of the band that played California Lady didn’t follow the band that played California Lady in this new melodic direction

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It’s been hard times and you gotta go making things harder.

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They should have gone with a closer location to base their new sound around to make it easier to follow them. Slowly move east over the decades and then you can hit us with the RI bit.

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Make kolatchke instead, they last longer.

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