Have you tried unplugging yourself?
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Control.Alt.Delete.
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I’m battery-powered and the little lid is on my back where I can’t reach it.
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Sheriff Alan Hale, Jr. recommends prunes.
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Are you in Europe? Do you need an adapter?
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Today is dedicated to Uranus.
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Oh there’s medical something involved, I’m bettin’. Lol!
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As an Idahoan, I approve this statement. 
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My bomb will detonate but people aren’t dying.
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Yeah, it’s better than the old days, when the pilots couldn’t refuel all night once they were over age fifty. 
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All my respects to those who go where eagles dare!
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Who? 
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Well now you’re going to have to turn us off! Hop to.
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Oh, I love Robert Palmer’s big hits. “Some Like It Hot,” “Addicted to Love,” “Simply Irresistable”: all great songs.
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BROOKS. AND DUNN???
(Oh come on Discourse. Yes, that IS what I wanted to post)
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I have… certain issues with Eighties pop. It’s nothing personal, though.
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Let’s be a little more careful about turning people on, OK?
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Hey, now, I don’t think anyone meant to turn anyone else on, okay? These things just happen, and we have to be adults about it.
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She’s turned on by the television and vice versa
Dharma for One
Jethro Tull
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