How about that! He really is made of turtle meat!


Also:

From: https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/zuzqi6/kaijumonster_japanese_anatomical_illustrations_by/

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Oh sweet Jesus, Cannibal Holocaust flashbacks.

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I don’t see where the laundry or guest bedroom are in this Gamera.

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It’s just a dimensional drawing of Gamera. You should really just relax.

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And a room for my Big Daddy, Don Garland memorabilia and Toe Jam of the Rich and Famous collection?

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YOU RELAX! IT’S MY INTERNET GIVEN RIGHT TO BE PISSED ABOUT TURTLE ORGANS!

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…and it doesn’t even show his Kurtthomasonia, that special organ that allows him to do wicked parallel bar routines !

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Hungry Ready To Eat GIF

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I definitely have a horrified but fascinated reaction whenever I see these. I’m pretty sure there’s a bunch more.

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I’ll never not enjoy when they go all 70’s kid’s show in the skits.

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I admire Gamera Vs. Jiger for going that extra mile to demonstrate that, yes, Gamera is canonically made of turtle meat.

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