How do they eat and breathe on the Satellite of Love?

I was wondering.

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If you’re wondering how they eat: all I know is that during seasons 1-10, there’s some kind of food storage hidden in the hallway. But as of 2018, during the Netflix seasons, there’s already a kitchen in the hallway, so what’s the point?!.. just kiddin’
And breathe: I think there’re plenty of oxygen tanks connected to the SOL, or the fact that the Mads are controlling the oxygen supplies just in case Joel, Mike, or Jonah behaves/misbehaves.
And other science facts: … that I don’t know.

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Who says they do?

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I’m not relaxed about it. I’M NOT RELAXED!

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So what do they do when they run out?

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Oh, Lordy please NOT some Carnival of Satellites twist at the end where they were dead all along but just didn’t know enough to lie down. [weeps bitter tears while rending jumpsuit]

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well, when a boy food and a girl food really like each other…

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They just pop down to the 7-11 and buy some more.

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I thought air was just pumped up the umbilicus. But the Mads would have to have some remote control way to vacuum it out and shut it off, except in the theater, during movie segments.

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Eat: Hamdingers.
Breathe: The Bacony Stench of Canada.

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Nobody eats hamdingers.

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When you’ve run out of all the other Dingers, Hamdingers are the last resort. You have to eat enough to create a Joel-sized space for hiding in.

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Prequel!

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I thought it was the sweet smell of Brut

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Considering both Joel and Mike have very stinky sock problems, I don’t know that Brut is the only smell on the enclosed satellite.

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Still better than Axe™, I bet.

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We’ll never know, because he didn’t use those special parts to make working noses for his robot friends.

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The robots don’t need food or air and the host could just be a zombie who is done up with realistic makeup and also does not need food or air. Also, a vampire is a possibility.

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They don’t need it, but they sure do think they do.

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The breathing thing just kinda happens with the lungs 'n stuff. I see they eat with their mouths full, which mom says is impolite.

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