How is ConGypsCo Doing These Days?

Silly thought today:

In universe, how would ConGypsCo be doing these days? Would they have becomea competitor or affiliate with Gizmonics? Did COVID effect them? Was their any scandal about their CEO’s name?

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Stock prices skyrocketed after the company was bought by Freak Masterstroke, then later tanked when he sold it to Elon Musk for a huge profit.

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Are you sure it isn’t owned by Dr. Kabahl (the mysterious financier from the future)?

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I hear they got into the food commodities biz, big-time. Specifically, a trusted advisor (name redacted) said that rice was the way to go.

Not glamorous, I guess. But way more stable than Buttcoin.

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I heard that GPC lost control of the company because of some dirty dealing by one of her assistants. A little bot known as… M. Waverly!

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The CEO ended up trapped in moon orbit.

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And what did Waverly do to make GPC lose her job?

Sorry, they signed an NDA as part of the settlement.

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I hear there were some shenanigans with Hamdinger investments.

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GPC tried to buy a dumpster fire social media site and the stock plummeted.