I declare APE LAW!

Ape shall not kill ape! Humans shall obey apes at all times! Poo shall never be flung in anger!

The lawgiver shall back me up on this, just you wait!

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What about poo flung in self defense?

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That is an acceptable reason to fling poo.

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But what of the forbidden zone!?

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Don’t look for it. You may not like what you find.

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No, Aldo, No!

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I can never remember: Under Ape Law, is the salad bar included with my entree, or do I have to order it separately?

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What about the Law Giver? (or is that Lawgiver?)

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I have already informed friends that, when the apes inevitably rise up, I will sell out the humans in a heartbeat.

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As a parishioner at The Church of The Holy Bomb, I’m fine with ape law as long as our tax-free religious exemptions still apply.

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Are you very observant or is it mainly a Christmas and Easter thing?

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I stopped going to Countdown Mass when they quit doing it in Latin. Now I’m sort of a lapsed Bombyterian and mostly just have everyone over for beer on Detonation Day.

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How does Ape Latin compare to other animal Latins, such as the porcine variety?

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For that you must consult the Tim Taylor School.

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I for one welcome our ape overlords. It’s high time all this poo-flinging was regulated.

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Wait. I thought we all decided no Politics threads!! :banana: :thinking:

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Apes can’t read.

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Yeah, that’s what they want you to think!

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Can you declare a Thumb War under Ape Law?

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This sounds like something you might have said in the Super-Secret Pseudo-Private Regular Lounge™.

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