I declare APE LAW!

Yes, but only non-opposably.

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Any Bonobo knows the kind of Thumb War to propose. I suppose.

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Get yer stinkin’ thumbs off me you damn dirty ape!

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He’s ready. Are you?

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APES! THE LAWGIVER HAS SPOKEN TO ME AND MADE A DECLARATION:

Bananas are delicious!

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WE SAID NO POLITICS!

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Typical Chimpanzee always trying to cancel me!

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Ape shall not cancel ape.

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Fried plantains are nifty. There. I said it, and I’ll say it again if I have to. :yum:

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Maduros or tostones?

Trick question. Both!

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This is bogus. I’m marching into the forbidden zone.

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Next on NBC

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Considering that’s Virgil, and not the Law Giver, I’m gonna have to call ‘poo’ on that one.

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I have been asked to submit a petition on behalf of this individual for kaiju status. I think. His vocabulary is a bit … let’s say limited.

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Is that El Ape Law? The chittering hu-mans are so amusing! Still, I prefer hard-boiled detective noir.

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The forbidden zone is nothing but us unvaccinated. Treated and seated in the Leper section.

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Neverending bread sticks and salad.

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