… that if you click on EXACTLY the right plaque on the Backer Atrium in the Gizmoplex, the haunting Torgo’s Theme will begin playing and a secret door will open that leads you to the Crypt of Dr. Clayton Forrester, wherein you will see a large, dusty VHS tape that adds “Poopie” to your video vault.
Or maybe it’s just April Fool’s Day.
My gynecologist is married to the sister of that one dude who went down the up escalator in the Gizmoplex and found Joe Don Baker, scared and sobbing, in a tiny, unmarked room.
…the first big Gizmoplex cross-marketing ad campaign will be White Dot™ Foot Powder.
They’re still in negotiations with Dua Lipa to be co-spokescritter with Dot itself.
…they say you got a broken heart-heart-heart?
…that Emily would be the host for tonight’s episode instead of Jonah.
… that TV’s Son of TV’s Frank may not actually be the son of TV at all!
… there was a secret chord, that David played, and it pleased the Lord.
But you don’t really care for music, do ya?
… that Robot Wars didn’t actually premiere last night and that whole thing was an april fools joke.
During Joel’s intro to the live stream my wife noticed that he was blinking sort of oddly. I’m not a Morse code expert, but I think the message was:
Thanks, now “Zero Wing Rhapsody” is gonna be stuck in my head for a week
… that The White Dot is the Eye of Dr. Cabal, watching over us from the future.