I need a Mike quote

So I’m cross stitching some MST3k ornaments (the major players) and I’m adding a quote for each character. I’m nearly finished with Mike but I’m having trouble choosing a good quote. What are your favorite short-ish Mike lines?

Servo’s quote is “knew him? He was delicious”
Crow’s: “i wanna decide who lives and who dies”
Joel’s: “we got movie sign!”

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“Heeeey, wait a minute!”

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Alternatively: “Get! Me! Down!”

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“We’re all out of toner!”

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I had forgotten about that Mike “catchphrase”!

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Alternate: “Kiss off, Slappy.”

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or: “that was a great scene.”

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“Is it?”

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“Hey, they have tacos”

“You people bring matches for Mikey?”

“Big McLargeHuge”

“Yeah, well you’re like a deaf puff adder”

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I’m watching “Overdrawn at the Memory Bank” right now! :smile:

(By which I mean I was already watching the episode as I first saw this post, not that it was inspiring me to rewatch it)

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“Could you guys sign my timecard?” Sort of the end of the beginning of the end.

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“BOLD! Well hell yeah it’s BOLD!”

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“You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?”

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“Mustn’t hate… at least not so overtly.”

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You know, this movie can be used to induce vomiting.

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“Extreeeeeeme rice!”

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“She thinks I’m average.”

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“You bring matches for Mikey?”

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If Rifftrax quotes are allowed: “Laaaaadies.”

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If any setting quotes are allowed: “This is my wife Bridgette.”

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