So I’m cross stitching some MST3k ornaments (the major players) and I’m adding a quote for each character. I’m nearly finished with Mike but I’m having trouble choosing a good quote. What are your favorite short-ish Mike lines?
Servo’s quote is “knew him? He was delicious”
Crow’s: “i wanna decide who lives and who dies”
Joel’s: “we got movie sign!”
“Heeeey, wait a minute!”
Alternatively: “Get! Me! Down!”
“We’re all out of toner!”
I had forgotten about that Mike “catchphrase”!
Alternate: “Kiss off, Slappy.”
or: “that was a great scene.”
“Is it?”
“Hey, they have tacos”
“You people bring matches for Mikey?”
“Big McLargeHuge”
“Yeah, well you’re like a deaf puff adder”
I’m watching “Overdrawn at the Memory Bank” right now! 
(By which I mean I was already watching the episode as I first saw this post, not that it was inspiring me to rewatch it)
“Could you guys sign my timecard?” Sort of the end of the beginning of the end.
“BOLD! Well hell yeah it’s BOLD!”
“You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?”
“Mustn’t hate… at least not so overtly.”
You know, this movie can be used to induce vomiting.
“Extreeeeeeme rice!”
“She thinks I’m average.”
“You bring matches for Mikey?”
If Rifftrax quotes are allowed: “Laaaaadies.”
If any setting quotes are allowed: “This is my wife Bridgette.”
