Hey Everyone, I’m graduating this Saturday from Wake Tech!!! Finally, I’m almost rid of algebra for good!!!
Is there a joke there about how you can sleep through your classes? Or maybe something about a four year party to celebrate the death of education? Or even just about driving a boat too fast? A possible, glancing Metalocalypse joke? Anything? Hello? Is this thing on?
Congratulations!
But algebra is cool, bro!
Congrats! What a nice feeling!
Plot twist: he lands a job as an algebra teacher.
Oh god I’m so old.
And congratulations.
Is somebody gonna tell him? I don’t want to be the one to tell him.
Many congratulations!
Don’t look at me. I have trouble figuring out a 20% tip.
That’s the tops, good sir - heartiest congratulations and best of everything to ya!
Wooo! Congratulations and don’t let anyone tell you that you need to know how to do math by hand. That’s all just a lie put out by Big Pencil.
College: a great way to memorize your Social Security Number!
But you were an algebra major!!
Congrats!
That cuz you’re using imperial units.
Congrats !
What do you have against the Empire?
Congratulations!
There was the whole blowing up Alderaan thing…