Hey Everyone, I’m graduating this Saturday from Wake Tech!!! Finally, I’m almost rid of algebra for good!!!
Is there a joke there about how you can sleep through your classes? Or maybe something about a four year party to celebrate the death of education? Or even just about driving a boat too fast? A possible, glancing Metalocalypse joke? Anything? Hello? Is this thing on?
But algebra is cool, bro!
Congrats! What a nice feeling!
Plot twist: he lands a job as an algebra teacher.
Oh god I’m so old.
Is somebody gonna tell him? I don’t want to be the one to tell him.
Don’t look at me. I have trouble figuring out a 20% tip.
That’s the tops, good sir - heartiest congratulations and best of everything to ya!
Wooo! Congratulations and don’t let anyone tell you that you need to know how to do math by hand. That’s all just a lie put out by Big Pencil.
College: a great way to memorize your Social Security Number!
But you were an algebra major!!
That cuz you’re using imperial units.
What do you have against the Empire?
There was the whole blowing up Alderaan thing…