Who of these two is worse at their art form?
- Critter with his music
- Michele with her dancing
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Who of these two is worse at their art form?
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Dang, @optiMSTie, I really have to go away and think about this one. How you gonna make me choose? Can I write in Buzz as “prodigiously bright young criminal”?
I’ll allow it!
Write in vote for Chris Howard
OK, you’ve forced a choice out of me.
We do actually see Critter earn money with his songs. Even though I’m quite sure they were indeed later burned and/or crapped on, I’m also pretty sure those guys weren’t trying to have sex with Critter. So Michelle gets my vote unless it turns out she’s also a gifted short-order cook.
And the vote is 50/50! It’s not just me, then. This is a tough call.
Option 3: More bongo players.
I’m tempted to pick Critter as worse, but then again he didn’t have inter-cutting of bongo players to help him out like Michelle did.
You’re not wrong to do so.
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Very interesting… I like your rationale for your choice!
I haven’t even cast a vote yet myself because it really is something of a stumper of a question, isn’t it?
Hmmm… solid point.
Really feels like a coin toss here, I gotta say.
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I laughed hard.
Thank you.
I went with Michelle because, though she does have the “giant toddler dance” down, I don’t think that’s actually a dance.
Which is only a slightly more dignified dance than the Electric Slide.
Well, this is a new slant on the trolley problem
Hah! Decidedly diabolical AND philosophical!
I voted for Critter because there’s no way he copyrighted a single song. Even if he did write a good one, someone else will just steal it.
Michelle is a terrible gyrator but her voice work was top notch
You’d THINK he would do the whole “mail yourself something as a makeshift copyright” thing like in that one episode of Monk, but nooooooo.
This is very good word choice, especially for the subject matter.
Well, Critter and his music.
Michelle dances badly, but at least she looks good in a bikini.
Critter plays badly, but at least he’s not wearing a bikini.
If you turn the sound off, Michelle is still in a bikini, though. So Critter is worse.
My vote for Michele ties it up again!