In honor of Girl in Gold Boots' broadcast anniversary (4/18), let's answer one burning question once and for all

Who of these two is worse at their art form?

MST3K Experiment #1002 - Girl in Gold Boots: Who’s Worse at Their Art Form?
  • Critter with his music
  • Michele with her dancing

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Dang, @optiMSTie, I really have to go away and think about this one. How you gonna make me choose? Can I write in Buzz as “prodigiously bright young criminal”?

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darkwingevenmoreevillaughter

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I’ll allow it! :smiley:

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Write in vote for Chris Howard
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OK, you’ve forced a choice out of me.

We do actually see Critter earn money with his songs. Even though I’m quite sure they were indeed later burned and/or crapped on, I’m also pretty sure those guys weren’t trying to have sex with Critter. So Michelle gets my vote unless it turns out she’s also a gifted short-order cook.

And the vote is 50/50! It’s not just me, then. This is a tough call.

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Option 3: More bongo players.

I’m tempted to pick Critter as worse, but then again he didn’t have inter-cutting of bongo players to help him out like Michelle did.

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You’re not wrong to do so.

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Very interesting… I like your rationale for your choice!

I haven’t even cast a vote yet myself because it really is something of a stumper of a question, isn’t it?

Hmmm… solid point.

Really feels like a coin toss here, I gotta say.

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  • Both

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I laughed hard.

Thank you. :smiley:

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I went with Michelle because, though she does have the “giant toddler dance” down, I don’t think that’s actually a dance.

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Which is only a slightly more dignified dance than the Electric Slide.

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Well, this is a new slant on the trolley problem

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Hah! Decidedly diabolical AND philosophical!

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I voted for Critter because there’s no way he copyrighted a single song. Even if he did write a good one, someone else will just steal it.

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Michelle is a terrible gyrator but her voice work was top notch

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You’d THINK he would do the whole “mail yourself something as a makeshift copyright” thing like in that one episode of Monk, but nooooooo.

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This is very good word choice, especially for the subject matter.

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Well, Critter and his music.

Michelle dances badly, but at least she looks good in a bikini.

Critter plays badly, but at least he’s not wearing a bikini.

If you turn the sound off, Michelle is still in a bikini, though. So Critter is worse.

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My vote for Michele ties it up again!

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