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The plague didn’t help, either. I know we’re supposed to all pretend it never happened, but I won’t. [shrug]

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It was the floor wax and the dessert topping.

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MOD HAT: Guys, let’s not rehash the fundraiser again. Thanks.

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This is when all the nukes fire off at once:

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That’s not a Mod Hat! That’s a sea anemone!!

Here’s $5.

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Can we just regular hash it?

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What if we hashed it in a pretty yellow dress with ruffles?

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Hashtag: BigStupidWorstBoyfriendEver

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I don’t know. There’s a lot of competition. There’s even competition for ‘worst boyfriend ever met in a diner in an MST3K movie.’

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Michelle lived. Well, as much as you can call that “o’er hasty marriage” living. Ergo: Big Stupid: still the worst.

I bet he got Danny killed on the trip home, too. What a butthead.

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Michelle lived… with Critter.

I’d rather be dead.

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Well, Vietnam might’ve solved that for you in due time. Or else when he came back he was Bruce Dern. Oh, wait. This isn’t the Seventies thread is it? Sorry.

Or maybe he got therapy. Hopefully not from the same guy Milkthrower Teen went to in that other Wahrwilf movie.

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Yeah, but before he went to Vietnam, he still… Crittered all over her.

Eeeew.

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I’m sure she didn’t mind, though. She’s not the ripest apple on the tree.

(Stop nannying me, Discourse! I’ll reply 50 times if I wanna’ and YOU CAN’T STOP ME!! Nyah!!!)

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This was a perfect example of improv (because you paid to do it).

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The on-topic conversation here seems to have run its course. I’m closing the thread, but, as usual, I can reopen it upon polite request if someone has something they need to add.

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