Is a hot dog a sandwich?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Sometimes
  • Technically, all sandwiches are hot dogs
  • What is a hot dog?

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I’m mostly just playing around with poll options, but feel free to answer if you wish. :wink:

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Mmmmmm … a charbroiled hot dog sandwich with French fried potatoes garnish would hit the spot right about now.

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Yes, and… Is cereal soup?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe?
  • WTF???
  • Something wrong in your head, boy…

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I think it’s cool that we can add a poll into a poll thread. Most forums only let you START a new thread with a poll.

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OK, now I have a follow-up question. Please answer with an amount

How much ketchup/mustard/mayo/etc. do you have to add to a hot dog before the hot dog qualifies as a soup? :thinking:

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With the bun, I’d say one quart.

You have to pass the awkward barrier between “What is that guy doing?” and “That guy clearly has a plan!”

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Once the bun starts swimming it becomes croutons

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In case someone brings up “Is corn grass?” : Bill Corbett

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More details are needed.
A hot dog by itself is not a sandwich.
A hot dog on a bun - I say no.
A hot dog sliced open and spread out between two pieces of bread from a loaf - that’s a sandwich.
Toppings don’t matter in determining if something is a sandwich.

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Hey guys! Are you talking about sammiches?
:stuck_out_tongue:

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Just remember: Don’t eat a hotdog :hotdog: that you get out of an Unhappy Meal :face_vomiting:.

(Public Service Announcement #342)

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If you cut all the way through the bun its definitely a sandwich since it’s two pieces of bread with a filling between them

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Is an open-faced sandwich really a sandwich?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe
  • It’s a hot dog!

0 voters

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No, that’s a pizza :pizza:

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Burns: “No, you fool! Use an open-faced club… a sand wedge!”
Homer: “Mmm… open-faced club sand-wedge…”

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I assume we’re all aware of the case law established by Judge John Hodgman on this issue…

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John Hodgman was a guest riffer at a couple of the Rifftrax Live shows.
SF Sketchfest 2015
was hilarious and well worth the price to download.

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Is a Jaffa Cake a cake or a biscuit?

  • Cake
  • Biscuit
  • Who care, it’s a good whatever it is
  • OH you mean a British biscuit!

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Since we are asking the real questions

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I think you accidentally tucked the question into the choices.

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So I have!
Blast (Hardcheese) it

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