Is it a bean or is it a pea?

The joike has landed.

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But how many peas would appeasement please if appeasement could please peas?

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Are they both legumes?

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You can never please peas. They’re unappleasable dahlcontents.

I’ll see myself out.

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Speaking of disgusting, you don’t want to be around me when lettuce decides to stick to my stomach valve. Yet another strike against salads.

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Garbanzo beans?

It’s right in the name! Therefore my vote equals true! In a false kind of way.

However, distinguished colleagues and ladies and gentlemen of the jury, remember the old dictum ex falso quodlibet!

Therefore my false is true concerning all other matters about the glorious chickpea. They therefore are sentient plants, whose patriotism knows no bounds, although they are citizens of the world.

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Sure but at least the poll is helping

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Tiny rehydrate-able chicken heads.

Which explains why Dad’s cat would always meow for them when it was time to make the bean salad.

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Are they corn?

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I would like to dismiss my dismissal of the question altogether and get aboard the tiny chicken head train. We demand a vote!

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  • Pea
  • Bean
  • Tiny chicken head
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That’s better!

I keep explaining to all: I don’t participate in these duopolistic rituals. At least have an OTHER or NO CONFIDENCE option. Tsk!

(On a day like today, a nice chickpea salad would be delightful, however. Just lettuce and a nice dressing to tag along. Maybe some ice tea with lemon, too.)

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On further examination, they could be rejected Alpha-bits, or koi food.

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