Today I was putting gas in my car so I could go to the store and was shaken by an epiphany: none of this would be necessary if I had radar.
Later microwaved some leftovers. But you know what also microwaves things? Radar.
Poked around on my phone while I ate, but what’s a phone but a little radar?
Then went to the gym and ran on the elliptical for awhile but then I realized, what’s the point, I’ll never be able to outrun radar.
It might be hard to believe, but what have you found that radar can’t do?
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It can’t help the Vikings win a Super Bowl.
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Zing!
(Radars also go Zing!)
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It can’t explain I. Newton’s gravity laws,
It’s absolutely useless on linoleum floors…
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It won’t stay fresh even if you keep it in the chiller.
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Can’t keep a sitcom about the Korean war going for more than 11 years.
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It can’t fix a broken heart
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It can’t detect whether or not William Conrad is raiding your fridge.
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Not that it can’t do it, but it won’t clean up after itself.
It can’t do anything radar can’t do.
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Anything you can do Radar can do better
Radar can do anything better than you 
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I have heard that radar can do anything for love, but it can’t do that.
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(Loosely related but Radar actually led to the invention of The Microwave…)
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According to Tom Wolfe, it can’t go home again.
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I hope I never see another spring as long as I live!
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Move to Greenland, that should do it.
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Radar can’t play tuba in a skiffle band, but good luck telling that to radar.
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It can’t get no satisfaction.
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Radar can’t stand losing you.
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Radar can’t tell the difference betwixt Shinola and that other stuff.
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