Is your Schick outta shape?

Sure, we all do.

But, what other schicks are there that can be outta what other shapes, won’t you?

For examples:

Is your ship outta shake?

Like are the sailors going to do without a thick, frosty beverage?

or

Is your Prince outta Space?

In so far as, maybe, the purple one bought too many knickknacks for his tiny apartment?

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Sometimes I worry that my schtick might be stale

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What’s this stick on my plate? I think it’s some kind of fish picker.

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You got your wit outta jape?

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Let’s have a schvitz by the lake.
Try some Ritz on a crepe.

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I dropped my deodorant while canoeing and had get my Schmidt out of lake.

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The Schick Electric Razor Car!

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Victor Kiam’s Death Car!

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Does Nuveena use Neutrogena? Are her canned sausages Vie-yeenna?

All I know is that my pier is outta slits.

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My hip is outta shake, but then I never was a good dancer. Or hip, for that matter…

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You can do it. We’ve all got the Hippy Hippy Shakes here.

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OMG, you win todays Internet Obscurity/ You Are Really Really Old Award™! I totally walked into that. Thank you for brightening my day!

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I’m not that old, but my sense of humor is.

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Ok Boomer.

Lol!

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If you’re J.K. Rowling, you can make a prick outta Snape.

harry potter GIF

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Ouch, I’ve just been hit by a rake!
Hey, it’s Adam West! I think that cop’s on the take.
Michell, want my leftover steak?
No monster? I think this film’s a mistake.
And of course, you better watch out for snakes!

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Thusly he did spake :face_with_monocle:

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If you run out of things to say, you got your lips outta spake.

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Is your Schlitz outta cigarette butts?
joe-don-baker-drinking

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