Winner of the entirely unofficial, unscientific, yet oddly satisfying vote of what to call this splendiferous day! Put your hands/tentacles/manipulative end effectors together for @optiMSTie thinking of it!
So get out there and party like it’s 1988!
It’s here! It’s here! Next Friday, AD! We made it!
I’m in the USA Central Time Zone. That means the premiere is for me at 7PM tonight.
Am I ever ready!
Aw, shucks, thank you kindly! 
And here’s to a fantastic season premiere! It’s finally here, and it’s gonna be the best!
To quote Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Welcome back, my friends
to the show that never ends!
We’re so glad you could attend,
come inside! Come inside!
Yes it’s here! It’s finally here!
Today is Klinton Spilsbury’s 72nd birthday!!! Yippeeeee!
Oh, wait. Were you thinking about something else?
Can’t wait!
The famous intro to ELP’s 14-part Santo Suite.
Also William Alland, producer of no fewer than five riffed films: Revenge of the Creature, The Mole People, The Deadly Mantis, The Space Children, and This Island Earth.
I have snacks prepared and drinks ready for the MST3K premier 2017 edition glasses. Bring it, 8pm ET! 
I’m really excited!!
Oh, there absolutely has to be a small mountain of snacks for this experience!
Same, same, same… it feels like all the excitement of Turkey Day all over again!
I hope you’re going to drink plenty of steak milk in those glasses.
So when the time comes, there will be a big red unmistakable button there on the Plex for us to click to start watching, right? We don’t need any additional password or login?
Don’t want to miss the beginning while trying to figure out how to get in.
Oooo! Any specialty adult beverages? If so, recipe please!
