It's May 25...

…So it’s very important and must be asked:

towel

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I’ve still got three hours. I’m having a pint now,

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Calm Down Chill Out GIF by Kev Lavery

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What if my towel has a floral pattern all over it?

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It’s also the Glorious 25th of May!

DW-MAGNET-Glorious-25th-Magnet

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Is “reasonably priced love” anything like “negotiable affection”?

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It’s also a good opportunity to show off a little something my wife got me recently.

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What a day to move into a new house. I have, in fact, got every towel I own.

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I always keep a towel in my car for towel emergencies.

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I had never even heard of this before today. I mean I’d read the books of course, but didn’t know there was a day about it! Fantastic!

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It’s my and @SquareMaster’s 16th wedding anniversary today. We weren’t going to do much, but does washing our towels count?

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Towel Day started as a way to remember Douglas Adams after he died in 2001. The date isn’t mentioned in any of the books.

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Unrelated… or is it?

(It’s not.)

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I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed.

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Can you pick up that piece of paper?

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Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

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I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

What’s that? It’s not Thursday? Well, that proves my point.

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Life… Don’t talk to me about life…

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Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.

I frequently quote this in the space science exhibits where I work.

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Whereas I often talk about how we shouldn’t have come down from the trees in the first place.

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