It's time to elect a cave man.

Yes, it’s an election year and it’s time to elect our National Cave Man. Who shall it be?

  • Eegah
  • Om the Bolu
  • Robert Vaughn
  • Ro-Man (He lived in a cave!)

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Always vote Ro-Man, no matter what.

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You say that, but we currently have four voters and each choice is at 25%, so I can only conclude that everyone voted for themselves.

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That is correct, on the record, for the attention of the furry mothership with the antennae.

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Well all I can say to that is, “STOLU! STOLU! STOLU!”

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Great Guidance has directed my vote. It is part of The Plan.

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Where is my place to write in Chochem? He lived in a cave. A Martian cave. Oh wait, that makes him a cave martian, not a cave man.

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Teenage caveman was one I never clicked with until recently tbh, but yeah, eventually won me over lol

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I voted for Robert Vaughn since he’s but a teen ager, an up and coming talent with loads of potential to become one of the true legends in today’s competitive cave man industry.

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OK, but have you seen Eegah’s running mate?

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I agree with his position on putting water in tires.

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Or sure, everyone’s in favor of water in tires. But, have you asked him how he gets the water in the tires? He’s “Mister Solve everything with a Pool Party”.

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Word on the street is he’s got a pipeline to the clouds . . .

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Yes, when it comes to who else is on the ticket, Ro-Man has them all beat with Aah-liss.

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Ro-man is big with the SCUBA diver and damsel demographics.

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Sure, but the guy had not one but TWO chances to sing his girlfriend a song and got her name wrong both times. How can you trust that?

Eegah, though … solid choice. That guy’s got leadership written all over him. In shaving cream.

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Gotta go with Eegah. Richard Kiel might know where I live, and there’s a Funko of Jaws sitting right there that he could possess if he wanted to. Not that he would, since he seemed to be a real sweetheart, but…

Richard Kiel Smile GIF by James Bond 007

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My legal council has requested I not disclose my personal opinion on this matter.

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Due to me mishearing his name, I vote for:

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He does seem to live in a cave, regardless.

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a new hope GIF by Star Wars

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