It's your OPEN THREAD for the first Gizmoplex event of 2023: Crow T. Robot hosts the FESTIVAL OF SHORTS!

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The first-ever Festival of Shorts! And the premiere of TWO new shorts! I love it, I love it, I love it!

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :smiley:

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You’re not even going to tell us how to do that, are you Lesley? Mean. :frowning_face:

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By the way, did I miss where the shorts being shown are listed or is it a surprise?

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Tonight will be the premiere, so it’s all gonna be one great big funky surprise!

(I just double-checked the shorts that are available in the Season Pass just to be sure.)

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I am bracing myself for more of the (filmed prior to The Christmas Dragon) disclaimer - I’m not so greedy as to hope for a peek ahead in-universe.

Unless, you know, they want to give us one, that would be OK too :eyes:

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[Kiefer Sutherland narration]

All riffs occur in real time.

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WOOHOO! So excited to this celebration of Shorts!

Just know this is going to be so much fun!

Let’s do this!

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Of course they do, buddy. I should really just relax.

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mst3k424evil somehowpalpatinereturned

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Heh… but have we ever REALLY followed that advice on relaxing, now? :rofl:

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:grimacing:
Yeah, no.

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Try reloading the site while holding shift, and let us know if it still doesn’t work?

Should be fixed now!

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You know what would be complete insanity? If one of the shorts riffed is… Crow Poops Cubes. I don’t remember if it actually got made, I just remember it from Turkey Day 2021 and thought of a potentially meta moment.

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A lotta premieres down, 3 more to go. And then, we’ll have to wait for the unknown 35th anniversary surprise.

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The traditional 35th anniversary gift is coral, so I’m assuming that it’s going to be something nautical or a bunch of people making fun of how Rick Grimes talks on The Walking Dead.

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Alternatively, at 35, MST3K could be launching its U.S. presidential campaign.

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It’s going to be something else when MST3K is eligible for AARP membership in another 15 years…

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I’m proud to announce that not only has Big McLargeHuge defied his ban (by the nature of the festival) but he cannot be ejected

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Everyone got your Nair?

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So what you’re saying is the surprise “might” be all ocean-themed?

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