*James Lipton voice*

Mmhm, you took a turn as a rampaging monster. It was a star performance in a breakout role. Tell me: you rampaged; why?

You got turned into a monster, how?

Mmhm, people who ran in terror from your newfound monsterness described you as a what?

Mmhm, your rampage lasted for quite some time. How long was it?

Mmhm, Whoopi Goldberg says you smell like apples, true?

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Traded soup recipes.

Kurt Russell Fact GIF

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I only wish we could have seen James Lipton interview Bob Ross.

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Lipton Soup Booklet, c1950

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ACTING!

acting jon lovitz GIF

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From Ray Liotta’s Reddit AMA:

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The apple scent was coming from PretendRayLiotta all along. :green_apple:

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John Lithgow and the Master Thespian have very similar styles.

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Ray hates the egg noodles and ketchup one, though. He wouldn’t let Kurt suffer through that crap and live like a schnook.

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Mmhm, you bought a dozen bananas but only used one, why?

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Or Andy Rooney, for that matter.

That would have ushered in a reality-destroying singularity, but entertainingly so.

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I don’t even know how you’d capture Andy Rooney’s delivery in text form.

This is one of my favorite skits. It’s so dumb and I like it so much.

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I think it would have to involve specialty fonts.

SPECIALTY FONTS!

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He has his own font.
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ROONEY!

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That’s so good!

I watched the interminable Uwe Boll crime In the Name of the King, A Dungeon Siege Tale starring Burt Reynolds, Jason Statham, and Ray Liotta when it came to DVD and I swear on all the graves in the graveyard that there is a part where one of the orc extras in a scene with Ray Liotta straight up calls him a douchebag under his breath.

It’s so ridiculous that it made it through to the final cut.

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