Ok, it has been 8 weeks since the payment emails started going out. And they have done about 75% of them in that time.
That works out to an average of about 9.25% per week, if they started immediately (which I’m not sure they did). Which means at that pace, the rest of us should get our shipment notices in the next 3 weeks.
Unless it was a Forrester who was sent to the warehouse to make suggestions. Their suggestions may not be the most helpful in speeding things up… 
“Leaky Dunage” is the name of my Crash Test Dummies cover band? 
It can take another month, just use all the bubble wrap humanly possible on mine.
Okay, Weird Al. 
I feel bad for the people that have to have mandatory overtime. But I really appreciate their sacrifices. I wish the partners would have realized the scope of this project sooner.
I’m guessing I’m still waiting because I have at least 2 more add ons that were left overs from the old campaign.
Who knew the “fully operational Simulator of Love, with working Bots (just like Emily!)” AND the unkownable enigma of 8th dimensional unfolding koans would complicate my order THAT much. 
even had it underlined.
Hope they’re not doing this with the bubble wrap 
My stuff arrived today!! Now to go read the entire spoilers/unboxing thread so I can add my own. 
I’d have been happy to volunteer- I’d get some quality bourbon hunting done.
I have email sign!
I have delivery email sign!!!
I JUST GOT NOTIFIED! Aww !
So I turn down the sarcastic button and 12 hours later i get delivery sign. 
OH lawd. I now see why mine was a complicated order. I GOT 3 POPCORN BUCKETS
So, 25% of us are still waiting to receive our rewards.
I said to myself when I paid ONE hour after receiving my email on 7/24… that I’ll probably be one of the last ones to receive my rewards… Well, I’m still waiting and, in the running, to be the last one to get a Shipping Confirmation!!
At least I’m going to where the fish lives this weekend!! So, I got that to look forward too. 
OMG OMG OMG OMG
Please don’t tell my wife and kids that this just might be the happiest day of my life.
And for the math nerds, the remaining ~25% of people is still 7,500. So we still have a goodly amount of competition to be the last.
Feel free to tell MY ex wife.
But not me!
