KTMA is underrated. Especially the latter half of the season, where they really get into the groove. This one is a little slow, but it’s fun. I know Rifftrax Presents re-riffed it. (Not Mike, Kevin, and Bill. A couple of British riffers who work with Rifftrax to release their own riffs.)
The thing is that the central conceit of the movie makes no sense. It’s all covered in the first 10 minutes or so (and probably in the trailer), but just in case:
Spoilers for the 'plot.'
A UFO crash lands on Earth. NASA decides to cover it up. Good so far. They don’t want a panic until they know more, and the military wants to study the technology before any other country learns about it.
Unfortunately, a couple of experienced, well-known, and popular astronauts know too much. The crashing UFO buzzed right past their space capsule. The higher-ups don’t want them leaking anything. That makes sense.
Simple enough. We tell them that the matter is classified and that they’re to discuss it with absolutely no one. If anyone asks, we say it was a rogue meteor and leave it at that. You’re highly trained and trusted government employees. You know how this works. The matter is under investigation, but this needs to be airtight until we’re ready to release the results.
No? Silly me. Why do anything so simple and obvious? Instead, we’ll frame them. Fake the data. Tell the whole country that their favorite heroic astronauts are incompetent and possibly evil and not to be trusted. And we won’t give them any reason why we’re doing it. And if they try to find out why we’ve destroyed their careers and ruined their lives and publicly lied about them, we’ll just have to send assassins to kill them. Surely this is the best solution to avoid public curiosity about the matter.
A couple of other thoughts that I posted elsewhere when I watched the episode for the first time:
I’m 5 minutes into the movie and already an astronaut has gotten into a space suit unassisted in under a minute, gone on an unscheduled EVA without even having anyone double check his equipment, and been told by mission control that they have to launch the satellite on time even if it’s broken or there’s a danger to the crew. Wow. I can tell this is going to be a bumpy ride.
A hayseed farmer is driving down a dark country road, the only car anywhere in sight. He sees something fall out of the sky and pulls over to check it out. Not a single baby Superman riff? I’m disappointed.
So, wait. Aliens came to Earth thousands of years ago, found a tribe of australopithecus, took them as slaves, and decided to breed with them. And that’s why the aliens look human?
1: How hard up do you have to be to take an ape woman as a concubine?
2: That doesn’t help the parallel evolution problem at all! If they’re capable of interbreeding, it’s even more improbable.
It’s not my favorite of the KTMA season, for all that it’s the penultimate episode. Phase IV, SST: Deathflight, and City On Fire are the real gems in my book. (I also enjoy watching the Sandy Frank movies in comparison to their season 3 & 4 re-riffs.) But if you love the show and find it cozy to curl up with the early stuff, this is a decent episode to enjoy on its own terms.