The Lock Ness Story? “Anyway it’s a dinosaur film and it’s without Doug McClure. It’s called Legend of the Dinosaurs.” “There’s just one thing I want to know. Is it a Sandy Frank film?” “YES!!!” “You know what I say. Never trust a man with two first names. Especially if the first one’s a woman’s.” Joel Is Dead Hoax, Wacky Sitcom, Model Lizard, Summer’s Coming. “To the Laaand of the Loooost!!!”, “She’s a drip”, “In the land of Dairy Queen, we treat you right.” “I’m not in Kansas anymore” or “I’m not even in Kyoto anymore”?
Fascinating notch in the overall MST3K history. The last of the KTMA era, you can see that they now have a basic idea of what this is formalized. From the beginnings when they would rarely say anything (with Joel shushing the Bots if they got too talkative!) to this episode, which is a true full-on riff of the movie. They are ready for the next stage.
But, gah, this movie is so dark, graphic and unpleasant. It’s easy to see why they passed on this when they were reriffing Sandy Frank movies in Season Three.
Just so darn goofy. I wish they would re-riff it, along with the other Lost Sandy Frank Film, Humanoid Woman. That one felt like a CBS Children’s Film Festival film to me.
Good grief, I don’t know if I’ve actually seen this one. At a Sci Fi convention I picked up a bootleg collection of discs of all of Season 0. If it’s included maybe I just never got to it.
