KTMA 8. Gamera vs. Guiron (1969)

He slices. He dices. He even makes Julienne Fries. It’s Guiron!!! “But wait, there’s more!!!” His head shoots Ninja Stars and reflects laser beams back to their source. He’s worshipped by alien women who shave the heads of boys and he even works on space bats!!! Warning! May not pierce Turtle Shells, Rocks, or the Ground!!! Side Effects might include Immobilization, Stiffness, or Being Blown in Half!!! If any Kaiju survives him beyond four hours, go see a specialist!!! Guiron may be right for you!!! Vacuum Cleaner, A Planet of the Apes Christmas, Dreams, Crane Operator, No More Gamera Films. “Makes me feel so small”, “I feel like a puppet of the cosmos”, “I heard Don Ho did the music.” “Ho hum” or “Up up and away in my beautiful flying turtle balloon!!!”?

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KTMA 8. Gamera vs. Guiron (1969).

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This was way before we heard of the “Cornjob” joke.

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