Lembach says he's leaving. What can we do to make him stay?

We could give him a Coke.

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Would Iichi protest that though?

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He’ll just want to make sure Lemech isn’t in any traffic accidents.

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Johnny doesn’t care.

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Guarantee that throughout his stay, he will encounter plenty of lip and tongue action – at no additional cost!

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Does that mean Lembach is pleasing?

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Is he leaving because we just don’t have the boing anymore?


It’s gone! Where’d it go?!

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Do you think Lembach might want to go on a weenie roast?

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He might be up for a scavenger sale. But DO NOT take him on a date with your family.

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Lembach doesn’t like pleasant, unemotional conversation?

I can’t stress unemotional enough.

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Lembach, schmembach … the dog’s meat, has anyone seen it?

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Lembach has it!

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He was anxious to get back to his real job at Ralston Purina. THAT’S why he couldn’t stay!

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Well, if Lembach does leave, we can just project ourselves over to his place. I’m sure that will work out just fine.

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Lembach! If you stay, we’ll have cognac! :clinking_glasses: Cognac!

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Maybe it’s just gossip, but I heard that this is really a bad news/good news situation.

The bad: Lembach is leaving and there’s not thing one we can do about it.

The good: He’s just going to Jack Taylor’s place for the weekend, so don’t have a cow.

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Maybe he’d be amenable if we offered him a desk with a wire rack.

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Two words:
Raisin
Snails

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Or we could get him to learn about the spirit of music to help him out.

There’s someone I know that could help…was in the garden with Mr. and Mrs. Adam.

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Oh come on guys, Lembach has been waiting a month to go on his honeymoon. Why are we trying to make him stay, just because our star wants more wishing in the wishing song?

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