I just can’t help but feel that Will Ferrell would be better suited for this role
Great! Cologne companies are now genetically engineering half-horse, half-man beings. I’ve always heard jockeys would be replaced by robots but not this.
With the beard and the curly hair and all he’s got a certain Grecian aspect to him. Certainly would fit the centaur look more
Let’s Riff it!
Final scene before fade to bottle:
“Would you get off my head, Adam!?”
Fragrance for women: World travel, life experiences, and new friends made along the way.
Fragrance for men: You can smell like a beached Kylo Rentaur.
“I’m seeing you on the beach Mr. Driver”
“Okay, I’m liking the location”
“You’re running full speed towards the water, horse galloping magnificently next to you”
“You both hit the water and now you’re both swimming in all your equine glory!”
“My equine glory?”
“You breach the surface! Half man, half horse, all fragrance”
“Holy sh!t, where do I sign?”
Saw a perfume ad last night. The ad wasn’t that odd, at least in comparison, but the name of the product…
A perfume for Balerians!
This immediately jumps to mind:
I think the perfume name checks out.
So… the perfume smells like a wet horse?
The cologne is for horses. That makes sense. They’re selling it to the discriminating Equis that longs to smell like quality acting.
Burberry… Strong enough for a man, but made for a horse.
Wait, what? I … what?
Courtesy of an old ‘Animorphs’ scholastic book <_<
Isaiah Mustafa:“I’m on a horse!”
Adam Driver-taur: “No.”