It’s time for the All Black after show…
And now here’s your host, White Dot !!!
I…know a couple guys!
That’s how we fund future seasons. You take requests of what to throw at Tim, so long as those requests come with a donation to ongoing Gizmoplex funding.
You can’t throw pasta, though. This ain’t Canada.
I visualize a cool charity event in which folded paper cutouts of food are lowered from a balcony via strings by other show contributors and Tim tries to catch as many as he can in a shopping basket. One lucky fan by his side will be allowed to wield blunt-nosed scissors to aid him in his endeavors. Each cutout will have a dollar amount for the particular food written inside. At evening’s end, the total amount will be tallied and someone will write an official Big Check™ to the lucky food bank or animal shelter.
No to both of these crackpot ideas.
I can share my genius with the world, but I can’t control how the world responds.
Also, this wasn’t my attempt at getting to be the event hench-person. I’m no good with scissors. The Griffold swivel knife is more my style, but it’s not good for cutting string.
I don’t know what a swivel knife is but it sounds dope.
As a left handed person I believe scissors are evil and can’t cut anything
I had a whiffle knife once, but it wouldn’t fly right.
Play it some Nat “King” Cole.
Devon, no!
Damn bank bailouts.
See, Matt will be one of my special and pleading guests.
So, are you inviting guests or not?
I’m just kidding, everybody* likes Tim.
*Some people. Allegedly.
**I really am just kidding.
This the second or third post crackin’ on Tim. Now that my bit has gone mainstream, I am going to do a Face turn and only compliment Tim. The great man that he is.
Tim has impeccable taste in classic video games, and as such has earned my eternal respect.
We already have that thread.
Oops, sorry! I won’t say anything then. Bye!
I guess human resources finally got to you